11.13.2012

What a blissful weekend. I will not come close to claiming that passing the time without coffee was the amongst the best things that transpired. Not even close. I cannot give coffee that much stock in my life.

However, count your blessings, they say?

I didn't have to drink coffee this weekend. 

Counted.

"Blonde Roast" today. This - as of yet - seems to be the mildest form of disgusting I have yet to victimize my taste buds with.

Still disgusting. I believe that spot was in result to my initial gag reflex that occurs each time I take the first sip, the first step of the plank-walk...

11.09.2012

I think today I had my first true and apparent brush with "old coffee".

This stuff was not nearly as warm as I supposed, and as a result failed to disintegrate the sugar I placed into it, which resulted in an awful texture and amazingly excessively disgusting taste.

Still not really sure what "old coffee" tastes like. But if it's anything like this, I get why people in movies are always referring to "making new pots" and what-not. 

Then again, I don't really understand why people drink coffee in the first place.

Can't wait to not drink this tomorrow.

11.08.2012

Two-Cup Thursday. Yikes. 10AM and it is already a rough one.

Compounded by the fact that I deemed it more-or-less necessary to drink two cups of coffee.

Compounded by the fact that these two cups are amongst the most disgusting I have ever allowed myself to have bodily interaction with.

Compounded by the fact that coffee is disgusting.

Still, we got new cups today. At least I can enjoy the fact that soon the warmth of coffee will also be welcome, despite its taste. One day...

Until then, Deck the Halls.

11.07.2012

I am celebrating the end of the election by drinking coffee.

I know what you are thinking, "Why would one celebrate by partaking in something he loathes?" and your thoughts make an excellent point.

I am actually mildly concerned with the election itself, or its results. I do, however, despise to the greatest degree the advertisements which permeate our culture during such times.

That's all for my political rant. I am responding to those horrid and offensive ads by drinking something that is surprisingly less horrid. 

Don't get me wrong, coffee is still disgusting. Just relatively less so.

Cheers.

11.06.2012

I have deliberately chosen not to drink coffee today.

Today, it is just too disgusting.

11.05.2012

Coffee-free weekend. What bliss. What pure, unadulterated palette-bliss.

Unfortunately, for so very many reasons, it is no longer the weekend. 

And my coffee-free amok-running has sadly come to an end.

Don't be alarmed, I didn't spill my coffee and burn myself as this image may provoke your mind to imagine. I simply don't have enough hands. And coffee, like most liquids, does not like to sit still.

Although - probably because it is far more disgusting - I think it is even more unsettled in motion than other liquids. 

Science.

11.02.2012

Yesterday was spent in a blurred haze of vomiting, cat-napping, lazily working, and apathetically watching internet-television. Needless to say, it seems my body had had enough with life for the day.

And, most likely, with coffee.

Like I said, perfect scapegoat.

Welp, after entirely purging my system, I find myself less apprehensive about giving this stuff another go.

It also helps when one is cold and sleepy.

Probably be back to vomiting tomorrow.